Scrap Metal Story !

Yeah I tell this Story one cause it's Dammn Good story and two cause applies to this V.W. thing we got goin on here as well as I beleive it might Help any Car Restoration Effort !
  My Great Uncle served in World War 11 in the Pacific on If I remember Correctly Mc Carthur's Flag Ship !
  It is my intention to relay the story as best I can !
  In previous year's leading up to the War , America was Selling Scrap Metal To the Japaneeese much Like today where were Sellin all Are Scrap Metal to the Chinneeese who Have over run are Economy with cheap Good's etc .
  Any How My Uncle has long Past On , and My Grandmother often Pressed Me not to Press My Great Uncle as She said Re living the Story for Him Caused Him Phantom Pain !
  As He was Missing one Legg several fingers from both Hand's and Had Sufferd Burn's over Large Percentage of His Body !
  Both His Ear's had been partially Burned off etc. etc.
  Story As I remember Him Telling Me once !
  Some where in the South Pacific think the Phillipines they were under Attach By Japp Zeroes !
  For Most of the Day the Zeroes had Unssuccessfully been trying to Bomb the American Shipp's !
  Only way to Prevent this was too Shoot/ Blow the Plane's out of the Sky before they Gott To you !!
  In other Word's one Hell of a Fire Fight that went on for the better part of the Day !!
  In wich My Uncle said they were more than Holding there own !
  No Zeroes had Gotton Past there Barrage of Anti Aircraft Fire !! They had downed um all with many close Call's
  During the Midst of this Fire Fight My uncle said out of the corner of His eye He Saw Japp War Ship's comming intoo Veiw on the Horizon !
  So far the Battle had only been an Attack By Zeroes No War Shipp's had Engaged in Battle !
  So it was after a Barrage of an Attacking Zeroe not long after spotting Japanneese War Ship's on the Horizon
  He said He Glanced Down intoo the Water and Saw a Torpedo Commin straight at the Ship !!
  Said He went Like 30 Ft intoo the Air came down on the Deck Below Him with His Hair on Fire !
  He then Grabbin at his Head Managed to Put Himself out in a Panic But had trouble gettin up cause his legg wasnt workin but grabbed the Deck Rail and Pulled himself up to Standing !
  Hearing something above him He said He looked up and Saw a Japp zeroe slamm intoo the side of the Shipp !
  After that He told me He had the sensation of Flying thru the Air while on fire again , Then Nothing !!
  Said everything went black and he Vaguely rememberd the sensation of being in the water still on Fire !
  106 Operation's Over the next 40 or so year's of His Life !
In case you ever heard How Maggott's were used to Treat Burn Victim's ??
  Can tell you second hand it's absolutely True and More Horrific and Hillarious than you Can Imagine !!
  Now as a kidd ?? My great Uncle with His one Legg would Give Us Horsey rides !!
  Old Man Was strong as an Ox even for His Disabilitys !
  But He would Bounce us on His Knee Tickle us till we Pee'd are Pant's etc.
  But the Joke was alway's Made that reason He could bounce us so High on His Knee was because they had Pulled a Peice of Singer Sewing Machine out of His Legg !! American Scrapp Metal ! Sold to the Japaneese !
  Now we Live in a Country where Code Enforcement Officers will go too just about any lenght to force you Junk your Old Car's in an Effort to Keep Property Values or Balloon the Houseing Market !!
  Scrap Metal is once again being sold in Enormous amount's too a Foreign Country that at best has Strained Relation's with the West !!
  Here Back a Few Year's Like maybe close to 2 Year's ago we had an Illegal Search of are Home for a supposed stolen Play Station 3 !!
  Yupp Sent No less than 12 Officcers (Im a Badd Badd Man LMAO ) to Search are House on a Warrant that was Shakier than Calif. Itself !!
  In the Midst of This they brought in Code Enforcement Threatend to Kill are Dog's came in the House with Gunn's Drawn << Over a 300 Dollar Play Station ! You Gotta Be Blankin Kiddin Me ???
  Rann every serial number they could find etc. etc. They Found Nothing !!!
  Well except My Private Stash of V.W.'s in the Back Yard !! Wich they Rann Every Number Etc.
  After a search that went on for more than 4 Hour's With no less than 12 Officers conducting it !
  They Sited us for are Car's that were in the Back Yard Behind a Solid Redwood Fence ! Code Violation <<< Isnt according to there City Code !!
  Doesnt Matter that Code Officcer as Well as the Dog Pound Officcer were Illegally In our House or that it Wasnt a Code Violation Etc.
  For the Push was On to Keep Ballooning the Houseing Market, and to Force Every One to sell any Scrapp metal or Junk your Old Car's so that they can Be Sold to China << Who now own's over a 1/3rd of are Economy ??/ LMAO
  We Beat there Arse's In Court !! We beat them Hands Down Cause it was thrown out Supposedly in the Interset of Justice !! <<< Blank You ! We wanted to Tell the Story in Public Forum!
  Even Tho  Code Enforcement Had there Arse's Royally Kicked in Court Before a Judge !
  They Continued to Harrass Us Flippin Me the Bird on Several Occassion's << In fact I got One who every Time He gett's a Chance is Still doin it !! LMAO
  They Returned with a Search warrant for are Back Yard and it became evident that they intended to Tow My Cars for Scrapp with a Illegal Warrant etc. Etc
  Leaveing us with no other Alternative But To Try and Sue them after the Fact !
  Meaning I would Lose the Car's and have the expense of Hireing A lawyer to Sue City Hall !!
  I was forced to Move the Car's and I Did !!
  What Putt an End To The Harrassment ?? Pay Attention Here !! LMAO
  After being Harrassed Relentlessly by the Cityy with Letters etc. etc. Even Tho they had Lost in Court etc. etc.
  I started refering to them as Herbie Hater's !! Herbie Haters are Back !! ETc. Etc.
  Finally I asked the Head Arse Ole Jokingly of Course with a Smile !!
  I asked Him if He really , was Hell Bent To Go Down in History as A Herbie Hater , A complete Hater of the Love Bugg and Joked that I would Go Public with the Complete Story !!
  That He would be known Thru out the Land as a Bonafide Herbie Hater !!
  Havent Heard or seen any of them Since !! Go Figure !!!
  LMAO
The Harrasment Stopped !!
                                 Sean