Please forgive Napolian !

Dear Readers,
I am so sorry to see that Nappy is bothering you nice folks again.
Since he found out that his Father is really his Mother and his
Mother is really his Father, he has been depressed,pooping his
pants,playing with himself more than usual, and molesting our family
dog when he thinks we aren't watching him. He is very embarrassed
about his cute little tail that grew back after a very expensive
medical procedure last summer. He has been working on his 71
superbeetle but can't seem to find the right color of pink to paint
it. He HAS found a new friend who has been sleeping over quite a bit
lately. They seem to be the best of friends and they keep us up late
at night with their playful wrestling matches in Nappys bedroom. If
he keeps bothering you nice folks just say "Nappy,don't be crappy,
be happy! That seems to calm him a bit. Thank you very nice V W
people for understanding!!
       Sincerely,
      Nappys Mother, Bob