Yard Sale Items Half Price!

Some of our items didn't sell so I'm marking them down for this
weekend. All of my underwear sold quickly last week to a kind old
gentleman. He said they were for his wife. The three legged baby bed
is still here, It only tips over if the baby moves to one side. We
did get a few more items. We now have about five souped up
Volkswagen motors and some bitchin VW tools and parts. Billy Bob
picked them up last week somewhere. These are priced to sell! Billy
Bob says he wants them gone! Just follow the directions from our
last ad. The big pile of tires are now on fire but the smoke is
usually blowing away from us. We are not selling refreshments this
week because some of our customers got real sick. (I don't think it
was our fault),but the board of health says we can't sell any food
EVER. Well, see ya this weekend!
         Bobbie Joe